Coo Ur Gosh!
I Luv Gurls
Coo ur gosh I expect this is a bit of a shock especially for the gurls.
And so anyway i write these fateful words which may cut me off forever from my fellow oiks, cads, bulies, and dirty roters -
i am determined to LUV GURLS.
Anyway, gurls are jolly d. They are pritty, super and smashing.
Wot would we young chaps do without them at xmas parties, eh?
so HEIGH-HO for sir roger de coverley and don't forget to make a luvly arch.